Having a Newborn Is Like Having a Vampire

vampire baby

I want to suck your milk!


I’m not on the vampire bandwagon. I haven’t seen or read the Twilight series. (To be fair, I’m not in their target demographic of 14-year-old girls and Twilight moms.) I don’t watch True Blood or read Anne Rice, and I thought Dracula was pretty slow and boring when I read it in high school.

That being said, I’ve come to realize how much having a newborn is like inviting a vampire into your home. Read More